zephyr_haversack
zephyr_haversack
zephyr_haversack

I'm a "chick" — how is it supposed to "work" on me?

Want to hear something even more annoying? A guy I knew used to put his fucking dog on the line when he and I were on the phone, and I was supposed to be thrilled at the dog's silence while speaking in a friendly fashion to the dog, because my friend (ex friend!) was so super duper thrilled about his new dog. I love

Am I being naive here? Cos I'm thinking, grooming creates microcuts, you can't get away from that, so isn't potentially introducing new bacteria into your body while you're pregnant not such a hot idea?

Yes, VS bras for petite gals come with this bubble of foam at the bottom that squishes you up, which isn't what I'm looking for at all! Oomph os ok, but there's way too much of it in some bras.

It's kind of mlike night cheese.

It was the morning and I read your comment as 'bacon of hope' which ... not a bad sort of hope, I guess.

thnks are they prickly?

You're not undermining anyone's cause, don't listen to anyone who says you are.

Why is the hedgehog sitting in soapy water? Hedgehogs aren't native to soapyy water environments, they're native to non-soapy hedges.

What a bunch of nonsense, Sheesh.

Being naked in a movie is 'part of life' ? Otherwise you don't live a full life? Otherwise, you're not the most bestest actor you could be? Hogcock!

Yes! I loved those shenanigans at the odeon!

Julianne Moore — no! I'm sure she has a waistline, but you couldn't tell by that flap flappy, shapeless, yooglie bodice. And then the skirt part decorated with no-slip shower decals...

Me wondering too — the zipper? Does her dress go all the way yo to shoulders, except sheer up there? Confused.

I have always found that a dress that's fitted in the bodice, to accentuate a small waist, and looser in the hips, to make the hip width visually ambiguous (I don't want to say 'disguise wide hips' because it's like wide hips are something terrible and disgusting that we should be covering with much cloth, which ugh

Pretty sure it's deliberate — lots of runway clothes show nips, but I expect once you get one of those outfits, you also get it lined or you wear more underneath than just your skin. Unless you're J Lo.

I find this rather disturbing.

I was eating and now I have saurkraut coming out my nose!!!!!

No, it's exactly right.