I’m pretty sure that the worst of both plans are found in different spheres of crisis, so it is kinda hard to compare them.

ALRIGHTY THEN

Starred for Mike Penis. Genius.

This is a good take. It points out how the event and lack of push-back by police reek of misogyny, which is weird because somehow this flavor of misogyny is leading me to think maybe the police should treat everyone like they treat old white women...?

v good signs and all *puts on insufferable pants* but you really ought to follow @kalesalad! They retweet all the original funny stuffs ;)

Melania’s obvious disgust at merely being around him is giving me life rn

Ugh, I watched that conference, and it made me sick. Not the blatant lies, no, that’s normal, what made me sick is that people are going to believe them. I’ve heard from people who are calling all the side-by-side shots of the Mall yesterday fake, despite them being documented and distributed by basically every news…

The dog and Nicholas win everything. I wish I was as mobilized and wonderful at 13 as he is (and I wish I was as cute as the pup :P)

omg this is everything

Such a beautiful metaphor for the man and the presidency he so desperately desires. He wants to be competent and well-liked, like Obama, but...

lol me too, friend, me too.

Honestly, I hate McCain for his fearmongering about Hillary too, but I think we’re gonna want him around. He’s one of the more sensible Repubs in the Senate (not that that means much) and he opposes the draft, too. I mean, if there’s a chance to get a Democrat in his seat, by all means.

You should check out the video of Richard Spencer (mr. alt-right) getting punched in the face over on the Root! I’ve had it on repeat for the past 20 mins. It’s small potatoes, but >:D

I understand what you’re saying, and I thank you for your civility and consistency of message (not traits often found between strangers on the internet), but I still hold that melodrama is in the eye of the beholder. I personally do not stand to lose much to a Trump presidency, but I really think it’s necessary for…

just a cursory glance at the skin colors of all involved parties ought to be enough to explain tbh

Oooh, “The Three Body Problem,” by Liu Cixin! If she’s an intellectual, I think she’ll love it :)

yeeeeeah about that.

Hahahaha oh man, I don’t have anything for Michelle, but Hilary’s face is cracking me up rn all like “Damn I wish I was 1/5th as popular as you”

Jesus at all the trolls already! Maybe read the article before sharing your idiocy with the world?