I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

It’s stereotyping, but I’d say the odds are 1-2 that he’s English.

I wouldn’t care if they snorted cocaine on the starting line, i’d still watch. I love watching the tour. I don’t even care who’s winning. It’s just an amazing spectacle.