Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

So insight such brave

Then go somewhere else where you’ll be happy. It’s obviousy not here.

See, you seem like you don’t enjoy life. Be more like Usain Bolt!

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

Obligatory:

Maldonado spent his entire career spaced out.

Perplexing indeed. I guess we’re witnessing something like the opposite of this skill:

She blamed Teslas Autopilot

Those rubber US bumpers probably saved tens of thousands on the Ferrari repair bill. It *nearly* looks like it will actually “buff right out.”™

I was there. Hearing her husband say, on the phone to the insurance company, “yeah my wife hit a Ferrari" was one of the most gut-wrenching moments of empathy I've ever experienced. I wanted to give the guy a hug.

Anybody else not understand how this happened? That looks like aggressively terrible parking if that’s what it was.

It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.

HOW?

Mercury Morris will be dead soon. I’d take my chances with him over a lifetime of Pats fans talking about their undefeated season.

Nothing anyone says will ever convince me this man does not speak for all of you in Giant’s blue

So they can’t even do that right!

I knew that theGiants were the biggest underdogs in the history of molecules

I moved to Jacksonville 5 years ago (Note: NEVER fucking do this), just in time for the last Giants Super Bowl win (of which not one fucking person in this hick ass town cared, because “THE GATORS DON’T PLAY IN FEBRUARY”). My friend sent me a personalized Giants coffee mug for my birthday, which I used daily for work.