Come on, Luke. You’re final note makes things worse, not better. “If all you ever had was an Xbox One, and you liked it, then that’s cool!”

Idk how to put this, I agree...but disagree with you? Lol. I am an XB gal and have been my whole life (but also had a PS2 - what a bangin console at the time). What I like about the XB1 is that it is my “everything” box. All my streaming services + games in one place, it’s truly my entertainment center, which I think…

Complaining about a controller being boring because it’s far and away the best controller (so much so that most 3rd party controllers ape it - as does the switch pro controller and the Wii U pro controller before it) is a bizarre take. 

Primates will bow to it

tip it over on it’s side horizontally, like most of the xbox consoles have been since the 360?

I’m old, so my drink mixing days were back in the Late 70's and early 80's but back then, we called such drinks suicides.

I am really sad that this reality-tv idiot is replacing Bruce Lee’s son as Brandon Lee in pop culture lexicon.

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

How does one pantomime both people on a date paying their own share?

Sorry, I meant did you join the cult.

Yes.

In all fairness, the Fucknut division is a tough gig. Even Steve and Jeff failed to turn it around, what chance does Kevin have? 

Correction, you must have missed the bright yellow button that allows you to "ADD TO CAR".

im a welder.... i see fire anywhere near a gas tank i run

“How come they never protest black on black violence???”

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

For Christ’s sake, I’ll do it. I learned a few piano pieces when I took lessons as a kid and I still remember them. Sure, it won’t be very entertaining, but just think of all the memes and media thinkpieces I’d generate.

They were very weak enemies that didn't drop very good loot