And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

“Guys can’t even talk to women these days without getting accused of harassment.”

And this is why guys who get all squirmy and scared whenever the topic of #MeToo comes up should always be suspect.

I’m thinking Child Protective Services might need to check up on that grandson. 

Where do I even start with this? If you’re trailing someone who is delivering newspapers, it’s going to be pretty obvious that he delivers newspapers. Brother is there six nights a week, yet Sheriff Whitey McBlackgrandson acting like he don’t know? And of course this right here is the capper:

- Union Carbide PR company, circa 1984

-Also, BP’s PR team circa 2010

Believing the amount of taxes you pay allow you to be above the law is the epitome of entitlement

I pay literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes.

“Don’t worry, it’s really not that bad. We investigated ourselves and everything’s fine - no need to look into this any further. Also, hey...federal gov, bb u up? We need some cash for cleanup and exec bonuses.”

Citations Needed just did a great podcast episode solely devoted to pulling apart the political dog whistle that is the word “taxpayer.” I never really paid attention to its use before, but this minor youtube celebrity just embodies everything they were talking about.

“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

The defenses...I mean...speechless.

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Black people didn’t invent the “One Drop” rule—but go awf, I guess. https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/jefferson/mixed/onedrop.html

You are using the “No True Scotsman” fallacy on race. And since race is some made-up shit you can sorta get away with it. But I tell you, if my daughters are black enough to get a heaping dose of racism, they are black enough to be black.

Seems like Markle is not black enough for you to defend her, and not white enough…

It’s been a long year, so you’re likely trolling out of sheer boredom, but I’m bored too, so...by “relative,” you mean Meghan’s mother, as opposed to Rachel Dolezal’s two white parents?

Thats the type of shit that affects change. Now....if we can only get other organizations to do a similar action. Like to address Black coaching disparities in the 70+% Black NFL perhaps those Black non-Herschel Walker thinking players might think to boycott the league that tells and shows them they don’t GAF about…