“I would not rape her on a yacht, I would not rape her with a knot! I would not rape her on a bus! That would just cause too much fuss!  I would not do all of the rapes, all she has are sour grapes!”

Hopefully, this white lady CEO can execute her brand vision correctly.

I’m begging you to shut up. Your endless series of rhetorical sarcastic questions is mind-numbing.

Why is an asian woman taking about the plight of white women?

Will someone please think of the white people?!

“Sometimes being pushed out of your own strategic ignorance is the right thing to do,” Lee purportedly said.

I think being a Karen is about far more than calling the police on Black people; it’s the general entitlement of the White woman who can’t cope with the world not accommodating them like it always used to. 

So basically, she was Sinema with a less flashy wardrobe. Deep down a right-winger, but willing to lie enough to convince the Dems to elect her.

I love how he feels she’s “boxing him in” by trying to take the car to get groceries, which seems like a pretty wifely thing to do, by the way.

It is ironic that he’s railing against no-fault divorce given that his ex (soon-to-be ex?) has cause, and video/evidence to back it up. The law could be different, and she'd still be getting early parole from this marriage.

I’m not digging the Fruit By The Foot change. It’s too plain, specifically the text above “foot” which looks like something generic you’d find in Microsoft word. The “foot” part is an entirely different font with a shadow, while the original box contains the all the text in the same place using the same font style.

Kind of surprised the police present didn’t just claim trespassing and start arresting the protestors. What was the point of allowing the bailiffs to run wild.

Her Kyrsten Sinema game is strong.

More kids > more people in debt > eventually more money in their pockets.

Back in the ‘80s when they had the ‘Time to make the doughnuts’ commercials, the doughnuts were actually baked fresh in store each day and were goddamn awesome. These days they’re baked in a central location, tiny, bland and run about a buck twenty each, which is an entire ripoff. Never heard of the closing around…

Look at that sad ass sandwich, it’s more bread than anything else.  Dunkin has become trash, unfortunately :(

I thank him for standing up and exposing them in their attempt to cover up the truth. They wanted him to keep quiet. I hope he can bring a lawsuit to the racist fire department. Shame on them!

Gee, who would have imagined noted huge asshole Tom Brady was a miserly fuck, too? 

Hey, uh, would I get in trouble for saying “fuck off” here? I don’t spend a lot of time in Jezebel comment sections. I’ll just imply it here and take my chances.

I don’t think I’ve ever read a sentence that neatly summarizes the white suburban American mindset as this one. Trapped in their own homes, constantly spying on the neighbor next door, always miserable despite having everything going their way.