I bet a large amount of celebs are, in fact, closeted Republicans.

Hear me out, WHAT IF we stopped caring so much about what entertainers, sports stars and models think about politics and diverted our attention to the thinkers and intellectuals among us for all things ‘thinky’?

If only Clarence Thomas and co. were listening.

I mean, why not involve the guy who runs the corner MiniMart in the decision too? A uterus is basically the town common by this point; shouldn’t everyone have a say?

I’m confused how a post like this could be made without mentioning both milkshakes and the ducks who love them.

A buddy of mine, no kids, forgot about Halloween, so when children showed up he did the best he could - canned tuna. The look of surprise was apparently amazing to see. 

I...don’t understand why I’m supposed to be bothered by this? His political platform sounds like a mess, but demonstrating his commitment to destigmatizing sex work by doing sex work isn’t a bad thing on its own. No one is forcing anyone to watch his porn.

Texas reply: “The only way this could have been prevented is if the woman and baby had their own guns as well.”

Can we just fast forward to the part where AOC is President?  

This seems messy, wasteful, fattening and gross. And I say this as someone who likes butter. 

No doctor should say “Well, you could get raped” to a patient.

“Florida is home to an extensive, interconnected network of white supremacists and other far-right extremists...”

Someone tell me again how the US has the greatest healthcare system in the world.

All the nuts roll downhill. We’ve all been sounding the warning bells about Florida for a long time, Florida-man is Florida-Crazy and that includes all the weird racism too.

This sounds quite a lot like some of the bait-and-switch events that were popular in the nineties: come for the pizza and games, stay for the traumatizing turn-or-burn presentation!

JFC...the religious right is no better than the fucking Proud Boys, etc. The religious right are certainly more dangerous. I’m wondering why these teachers or counselors didn’t just step in, stop this shit and take the students back to school. There’s a 0% chance I would have tolerated this shit.

So instead of taking the L and moving on, she chose to double-down and make SURE her ass-holery continues to be recognized.

Oh sweet child, YOU showed your racism. 

I guess it's only self-defense if you're white and use a gun.

“Of course she should be allowed to use lethal force to protect herself when multiple crimes are being committed against her. Fear of imminent danger is absolutely a valid reason to defend yourself. Wait, what’s that? Oh, she’s the black one in this situation? Oh, no, fuck that then, throw the book at her.”…