OMG, dude, PLEASE turn off your car alarm. You're just disarming and arming it again. Just stop... really....

I can't hear crap on the video over the little kids running amok.

Yup. That's my thought, too.

True enough!

I ride and am a regular track day enthusiast.

I have a type: tall, glasses, dark-haired and nerdy. Glasses get you bonus points.

Pepsi Throwback for me. But I only drink maybe 1-2 a week. I don't drink any more soda because of all the chemicals and random stuff in it. And I won't touch "zero" or "diet" soda if you paid me. Fake sugar chemicals! Ugh!

I have one, too! Walked into the edge of a door when I was 2. It's above my eyebrow. Hardly noticeable, but there! Keep rockin' it!

Yet another reason for manuals.

You can have my manual transmission and 3 pedals when you pry them from my cold, dead hands (feet?).

You're forgetting the "man-splainy" ones. The guys who think that somehow I showed up at an HPDE and just got lost and don't know WTF this thing is with four wheels. I know how to change my oil, I know how to service my brakes, I know how to prep my car for the track. I don't need some guy trying to "white knight"…

And this is why I don't ride rollercoasters.

As a totally white female which frequently makes social missteps and had racist parents, I've never had the urge to ask what people's ethnicity is. I either mark them as "Asian", "Indian," "Arabic," or whatever else my mind thinks they are until they tell me otherwise. Regardless, it's not interesting to me or worth…

When my husband wears a plain white t-shirt and jeans, I find him irresistibly sexy and I CANNOT keep my hands off him. He's come to learn this and doesn't wear it very often. Sadness.

"They're partying has gotten so out of hand, the apartment complex has issued warnings directed specifically at the Google interns, and several residents have taken to Yelp to complain."

That is EXACTLY the conversation my husband and I would have. Except I eat eggs regularly and will make breakfast religiously if given a chance. Breakfast is the best meal of the day, IMO.

Sadly, I like my guessed definitions more. The real ones just make me blink and feel hopeless.

I have no idea what those terms mean. I'm guessing they're pining for very skinny arms and having extremely visible collarbones?

The website said both "had bumps on their head." Which I'm taking that to mean as they had mild concussions. So the driver was probably just really confused and out of it to realize his passenger was in danger.

I'm hopefully assuming that the ones who taped the crash maybe were out ahead of traffic to ensure they approached slowly? I'm wondering if no one knew there was a passenger in the car until they really came upon the car.