This is Belly. She was known as Eliza at the Humane Society. Then it became Elle. But then we discovered a white spot on her belly, so we started gushing about Elle's Belly (it rhymes!). And after a while it just became Belly. Her official name is : Bellykins Burger McBurgerSchmidt of the Hamptons…

I see what you're getting at. Thanks for the tip! It's a valid point and I see how people could be put off by it.

I admitted that PETA isn't the most factual of sources. There are many other places which cover Smithfield's blatant disregard for their treatment of animals and employees. I realize that PETA isn't terribly factual, but it was the biggest source which popped up in the 5 seconds it took me to search.

Tell this man to stop acting like a child. He can be mature, act like a man of his stature and age, and still disagree with someone respectfully. I hate this about society now. We can't accept that people have different opinions about things and we constantly have to belittle or put them down because of it. Unless…

Smithfield is very well known in being hideously cruel to animals and their employees. A 5 second Google search yielded a lot of results. Here's one (although, I realize PETA is not the most "factual" of sources, but here is an example): http://www.peta.org/features/smith…

So... I need some guidance here, guys. Is affirmative action bad? Or is it good? I'm not looking for people to "make my decision for me," but I'm trying to see both sides of the issue and am only getting one (or none).

I am waiting for the decline of Justin Bieber. I will watch it with glee. I have mostly ignored the downward spirals of Brittany and that other Disney girl (who's name is alluding me at the moment). However, I will watch with a perverted fascination to see the entitled, teenage douchebaggery of Justin Bieber crash…

Oh my god, Lindy. Can I be your friend? Like, actually. You guys mixed with my group of friends... we would have SO MUCH FUN!

You see that look in his eyes when there's a pause in ice cream delivery? It's like that lion is saying: "You stop giving me ice cream and I'll END YOU!"

Subaru used to be the Japanese car maker with the best all-wheel drive system jammed into great quality sedans, wagons and compact SUV like the original Forester. Today, they still have AWD and well built cars, but they also made everything fatter, equipped with CVTs and other tools of the devil. They even managed to…

DAAAAAAYYYUMMMMM!

I think the scientific community of peer-reviewed articles can and has been shown to regulate itself well. Articles which have a known bias, have errors with their findings, or even mere disagreements prompt scathing academic replies, addendum and other derision. If this article is truly something biased or…

#1, #2 and #3.... Someone must be chopping onions around here. Who chops onions in an office?

I agree. "We're pregnant." Throws me into fits because, no, just the woman is pregnant. Men are incapable of being pregnant, so that phrase is incorrect. But if I hear, "We're having a baby," I'm fine with that. Because after the pregnancy part, there will be two people who now have a baby.

I love that he actually said, "Hell no." Of course was it just a "hell no" or is a "HEEEEEEELLLL NO"?

Video no longer available?! Nooooooooooo.

The SCOTUS spent however many hours listening to companies for and against this stuff explain the details about molecular genetics. I'm not a biologist, but I still get the jist of it. If, after listening to some of the most learned people in an area speak, you STILL can't understand enough, then you should recuse…

Justice Thomas isn't the most evil SCOTUS Justice in my opinion. That honor goes to Justice Scalia who, despite voting for this measure, still penned a dissenting opinion because he doesn't BELIEVE in biology (as if science was something that only existed because you BELIEVE, like fairies) : http://gawker.com/antonin-…

And some $600,000+ goes towards an anti-choice CEO!

I understand your statements and I agree I was being unnecessarily inclusive. It's difficult when all the representatives we see of a certain party are the worst ones. However, I also have a hard time understanding those who continue to vote for the party which creates these atrocities. Of course, our two party…