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“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and

The fuck you are talking about ‘both are in the wrong’...

Silverado had a collision and shut itself off. The occupants fled a visibly inoperable vehicle. Then a dumbfuck semi literally plowed into the back of them.

Semi driver was probably making a Tik Tok, going on about how the ‘Freedom Convoy’ will rise again.

Or fiddle-fucking around with his phone and not watching the road.

Perfect visibility, straight line, already almost out of its lane and no attempt at avoidance?  This driver needs a drug test, BAC test and logbook check...  Either high, drunk or asleep!

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- oh, Japan.

I like ya Candace, big fan of your articles but yeah... this one is

If she loses the baby, will the officer be charged with murder?  Missouri has an 8 week cutoff for abortions, with the impending SCOTUS decision, the state would have an almost complete ban on abortion.  A live human, by Missouri standands, innocent of any crime, killed by police (possibly??)

No, do not buy it until you have read this, it will not put you off at all.

Every time there’s a black character in Star Wars some white dude asks, “What if they’re Mace Windu’s kid!?” At least this one is age-appropriate I guess.

This show feels a lot cheaper than I would have expected, there’s some real cable tv series stuff going on.

I played that South Park game so much. Just throwing pee snowballs at turkeys, simpler times.

All the poop and fart jokes somehow took me back to the early 2000s and modded unreal games where you could skin your character like garfield. Also that one south park shooter on the N64.

He lost the Sandy Hook suit, but I don’t think a monetary amount has been awarded yet. If I were the judge considering that amount, I would take this as evidence that he hasn’t learned his lesson, won’t change his behavior, and would adjust the award to make sure it prevents him from doing this again.

“Jones’ most recent episode of InfoWars May 24 included him hinting to his audience that the latest shooting might be staged.”

At this point, it’s almost Pavlovian with him. Someone says “shooting”, and he yells “STAGED!” out of his mouth-shaped shithole before he even realizes he made any noises with his sewage throat.

Wolverhino (2017)

They do look like they could be used in a low-budget remake of Logan.

Very apt for Kim to be the spokesperson for fake meat.

I actually though “fake meat” is quite apt, but I don’t know anything about marketing.