But he drugged people.

It’s pretty tacky way to “celebrate” the holiday. I will say, though, that sounds like a great flavor of ice cream.

Everyone involved with this needs to be fired. Immediately.

Everyone jumps at the sound of breaking glass, until they remember that it’s part of the ceremony.

Stocks are also based on real companies continuing to provide real goods and services.

Lol, and I saw an ad this weekend about a service that lets you put some or most of your retirement fund (think it was an IRA but not certain) into crypto. Fucking amazing. 

I’m enjoying the irony of a group of people who ranted about the worthlessness of fiat currency because it’s not backed by GOLD putting their money/faith into a fiat currency backed by wasting electricity.

I really need to see 7 foot 1 inch, 325 pound Shaquille O’Neil holding a single beanie baby. 

I thought calling someone a “knuckle dragger” was comparing them to a caveman, since I’ve seen plenty of white people called that.

You forgot, *again*, that he’s a nazi. You seriously need to stop forgetting that this man is a *literal* *fucking* *nazi*

I always found the whole concept of a “Dark Universe” to be kinda silly, for two main reasons:

Lucid, you got some ‘splaining to do. 

This very morning, cycling along minding my own business in the bike lane. Stop at a red light. Guy pulls up at the light and shouts “fag”. Nobody else in the car to “impress” - just a weird hatred of people getting some exercise.

Long after I forget my own name, my children (whose names I also won’t remember) will have to listen to me talk about Armie Hammer, the handsome oil scion whose acting career was derailed because he really wanted to eat women’s ribs. That’s maybe the most perfect mix of crazy I’ve ever heard.

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

It’s a lot like the flash based games I used to play at Newgrounds about 20 years ago. Except most of the games are monitized.

I went from 0-100-0 so fast im taking the day off tomorrow with neck pain

We’re on our own now in this pandemic and future pandemics. My advice is to always mask up on planes and trains. I won’t give a shit if I’m the only passenger doing it. I know what works. Masks were never a punishment. I feel awful that we let them feel like a punishment. Masks let us go out and live our lives while a…

Seriously! What a bunch of nit-picking bullshit