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2/28/20
1:19 PM
22

“Nigga. Joe Biden’s middle name is currently working the back line in a Waffle House. Joe Biden’s middle name is basically all-black low top Air Force 1s. Somewhere in an alternate universe Joe Biden’s middle name is standing on MLK in a wife-beater drinking a Miller pony and smoking a Kool 100.” Read more

2/27/20
8:18 PM
11

[sifting through the bowl of mixed nuts at the bar] “You won’t believe the week I’ve had, barkeep...” [licking fingers to help peel twenty off the stack of bills] “...I guess this flight home isn’t going to catch itself. Stay safe, buddy!”

2/27/20
7:24 PM
21

$16k for 1972 customized Ford van on Craigslist and no mention of the phrase “No lowball offers as this owner knows what he has”. Read more

2/26/20
11:22 AM
1

That’s a good point, local tv news is a dumpster fire. If you want actual news you don’t get it on tv. If you want a nice millionaire to tell you what to think you get it from network news.

2/25/20
10:20 PM
54

So our border is turning into Israel’s border, where kids can be shot in the head for throwing rocks. As if that were anything like a reasonable escalation of force at all. smdh

2/25/20
5:39 PM
44

Especially in a small market like Asheville, many broadcast journalists are what is sometimes referred to as a “one man band,” and shoot and report their own work. This guy being out there by himself would not be a surprise at all.

And in all markets, it’s now routine to have stations — and some newspapers — do Read more

2/24/20
10:03 PM
44

this man knows how to write, but apparently not read

2/24/20
4:35 PM
218

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

2/24/20
4:15 PM
121

wow i guess reflexively branding yourself as a self-aware deadbeat who knows he’s a letdown as a cast member didn’t pay off after all

2/24/20
3:05 PM
6

The CBC is covering the acute sense of betrayal felt by Albertans, as channeled by that noted Albertan-whisperer, Jason Kenney. The comments are a treat.

2/20/20
8:59 PM
78

Wait... I just had to google this... that's real? Holy shit that's ugly  

2/20/20
8:21 PM
20

That Beamer is better than any front they currently have on the market. They’re in line for a body refresh, why not this??