@hydrargyrum: but liberal arts libraries are so quiet. Probably because everyone's panicking on the next essay...

@El El: *cough* sorry to say, but those trees were planted with the specific reason of making paper.

@KryptonZero: meh, the librarians here only bitch at you. From noise to breathing, they can think of a reason to bitch at you.

Five years? That's nothing. I once checked out a book that was last checked out in the seventies... I guess it's because it's a book on shintoism.

we're already halfway there...

@admoseremic: because environmentalism is just such a horrible, horrible thing

@rulerofthemoon: haters gonna hate

I can see the extra eight minutes now: "Take your hair and STICK IT IN ME"

@onNon: urm, he kinda is: see TITANIC 3D

@SerialThriller: and during that time, we learned that we didn't want out planes to be seen the hard way

does anyone else notice that the guy describing everything has a half-cocked eyebrow expression on almost the whole time?

@Ozzie, The Banana Man Fan: you sound like a rapper pac-man

they still have food lion?

@Flako_FigZ: when the truth gives you answers

@DoYouLikeToastToo?: that's when you get your sister to reimburse you

/old news

My dad believes that all technology updates are a conspiracy. He adamantly believes that Bill Gates only updates all of this so that he can get more money.

That, and you have AT&T whose signal strength seems to be waining across the nation

Sorry, but I have to take the side of the evil brainwashed twits this time. I kinda liked the movie. For those of you who are bitching about how horrible it was and that you wasted your money, just double-hop it. Go see another movie while your in the theaters.

@accidentalsounds: Wow, I thought my dad was the only person to fuck up this badly.