@envador: My grandfather and Uncle have. Of course they're filthy rich, and my grandpa has this fear that the entire family is planning to kill him for his money, so he plans to spend it all before he conks it.

Great. I'll keep it next to my elephant penis cane. Carry it with my bull penis wallet. And then hook it up to my computer that runs off the souls of children whose cries of agony can only be heard by those of pure heart, and dogs.

Kids at that age have a tendency to go around naked. I remember years ago a small girl thought it awesome to flash the world. At a Parade. A little disturbing as I say so myself. Of course, I was twelve at the time, so no sick F*** jokes

I like my books in tangible form. No glare and finger smudges

@anonymousryan: like my bio book

@fluidpusher: you mean you aren't already?? Most here are on some sort of watchlist

So, it's like lost magic but better?

I discovered that my mother took to the practice of 'toss it into the trash and deny that the summons ever got sent' routine.

i only have spanish moss :(

funny, the vuvuzelas are annoying, but on the telly it just sounds like a bunch of angry bees far away

so, is there an equivalent for windows?

1 can of chili no beans

@amandakerik: or, if you live in florida, one's car makes a great egg-fryer

@tomsomething: his hand-bling costs more than I would make in a year.

Baths are fun. I like baths. But when you live in a college dorm with a bathtub, you suddenly don't want to take baths. My room connected with another and we shared the bathroom, but that tub has been there since the early seventies. Sitting in that tub will give you herpes.

@Deckard: people who want to relax. Showers are for a quick [unless you're one of 'those' girls] scrub/wash.

@ZLevee: in the dude's perspective

@njdevil: I have no earthly idea. Too much neon-hot-pink can melt one's retinas.

@crypro: Iraq, get it right next time kthxbai

@TVGenius: As a person who watches the media, I have to say that many of you [not you, but others] think that boundaries don't exist. I would like to think that the media wouldn't go around on twitter to dig up 'news' but the big news places [CNN, FOX, MSNBC, etc] do that.