“We do need to begin to prepare as if he’s not coming back,”

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

I’m not at all homophobic and I legitimately fear that I’ll do this exact thing some day.

But Samardzija grew up with that, Randy Johnson, and peak Steroids Rocket Clemens. I bet his inner monologue is super harsh.

Not everyone, by which I mean hardly anyone, can be Greg Maddux.

His accent automatically makes him the coolest player in MLB.

He has a great glove so if he can hit .250 and steal some bases, he should be able to put together a pretty decent major league career. You could see the emotion on his face when he was at first- even without the pressure of an entire continent, nine years in the minors is a long time

This is why Hamilton needs its own NHL team.

I can’t wait to get excited for a spot in the wild card game only to face off against the current most dominant starter the NL has to offer. I really won’t complain though since I spent most of my life listening to my dad tell me about the glory years while I watched a team that couldn’t even finish .500

Yet a strangely similar amount of stolen lobster to Jeff Sessions

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

Not long ago Pronger couldn’t even skate let alone play without having severe headaches and post concussion symptoms. He talked about how difficult it was not even being able to play hockey with his kids. It’s a really great sight to see him playing again even if only in a meaningless celebrity game.

Any Ron Hextall video will instantly bring a smile to my face.

Ron Hextall would have NONE OF THAT

He actually said “Duck stew fondue - Trucking niche” mocking the hallowed Edmonton area tradition of a truckers stopping by a fancy restaurant for that meal after a successful run. Also used by Canadians as an insult to mothers implying truckers stop by their mom’s house after every run for sex.

im in ur interview killin it with my gnarly t00d

The Curse of the Bill Goat:

It’s been said before and it will be said again but...

Phil Kessel is a commemorative ticket lanyard away from being a dad wearing a Phil Kessel jersey.