Not if they’re old enough to remember this is how bullpens were managed for the first century of baseball

and don cherry is probably gonna go on some rant about how these goals could have been scored by a southern ontario kid who loves to ride buses 

I’ve always thought the Texas Capitol is the most Texas thing ever. It’s basically just like the US Capitol, but about 20% taller and pink. It’s like the architectural equivalent of Peggy Hill’s hairdo.

Hey ReyWil, I wanted to provide some insight on this; it’s a little long, but I think it might illustrate why Warriors fans can be pretty unbearable.

The most somber version of take me out to the ballgame? Try the most somber song any of us will ever hear in our lifetimes.

The fact that numerous players around the league were visibly shaken during yesterday’s games is the clue to who this young man truly was

Vin Scully called a game that Connie Mack managed.

My parents grew up in Brooklyn and were 10 years old when Vin started. We moved from Brooklyn to L.A. when I was a kid and the first thing we did on our ride from the airport to our new home was listen to Vin on the car radio. Years later, my kids grew up listening to Vin.

Its extemely awesome that both my 70 year old dad and I can say that we both grew up loving baseball thanks to Vin Scully.

I’m not crying you’re crying

Hockey slang might be my favorite slang because it’s the weird mix of California surf-dude and Canadian wholesomeness. I will never disapprove of it in any form.

Great idea but Adam will never give his son Drake a shot...

this is your only good kinja

so many good name choices if the NHL would get rid of the “gambling stigma” nonsense. As if people don’t already associate the city with it.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

That’s true, but perhaps Cashman is taking a page out of Epstein’s Cub playbook: good bats are harder to come by than good arms. Given the inflated strikeout totals and fragility of young arms, good young bats are a safer and valuable bet than arms. Epstein rationalized that he could always get arms when he needed to,…

That’s not even really his theme...it originally belonged to the PATRIOT DEL WILKES!

As others have noted, this headline was almost certainly constructed this way to improve its SEO scoring. People searching on “Michael Phelps” would see this in their search results, which would drive more readers. Fewer people would be searching on “Simone Manuel” (remember, NBC didn’t even show her medal…