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See, I side with King on this. The Jack in King’s book is a fundamentally decent man who has issues with alcohol and anger management. The tragedy is that the Overlook uses those weaknesses against him and Jack succumbs to its influence.
The Jack of the movie, however, is a broken shoelace away from murdering his

Honestly, this looks kinda rough around the edges.

I guess I just never talked about it outside of my rpg friends way back in high school—but is that how you pronounce crinos, garou, and bane? Okay, garou being French probably. Just weird to hear them out loud.

Hot Take: Lovecraft Country is quite poor

It looks kind of janky, tbh. And the ragdoll physics when you drag people around are hilarious, especially when there’s the “execute” button as if they wouldn’t die from being flung around like that already haha.

Yay! Not a slideshow! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

For me, it was The New Pope, The Good Lord Bird, What We Do in the Shadows, Better Call Saul, and BoJack Horseman. 5 absolutely terrific shows. Also liked Raised By Wolves, Harley Quinn, The Great, Mrs. America, The Plot Against America, The Queen’s Gambit and the last third of Star Wars: The Clone Wars’ final season

I’m a Jets fan and I get this, so tough shit if you don’t get a piece of pop culture. Jeez Louise....and I thought Jets fans were delusional cry-babies. 

Please please please do not confuse le Carré with Tom Clancy. The difference is between a portrait artist and a cartoonist.

suffered mainly from listlessness.

So he wears a helmet all the time, but bothers to have a mustache?

Delivered in 18 surreal hour-long installments, Lynch famously considers the work one long-form film.

What Gwen seems to be referring to, here, is a wedding with masks. Okay. Fair... I guess.

I really like this show but I hate the fuckin’ witches. They make no sense, they’re overpowered and yet also somehow helpless...like, what are we even doing here? What’s the point? All their scenes are the same.

1. One or two witches meet, talk using some jargon and references to places I don’t know or have been given

He was 97. That is a life long lived.

You mean words like “an enraging pile of offensive tropes.” Because that’s the only alternative set by the article. It continually posits the scale asWitcher 3" vs “trash heap of retrograde video game shit” and then says it’s somewhere in the middle.
But where in the middle?? Three stars? Three-and-a-half? Two? 7/10?

In 2019 the movie industry made $41 billion and the music industry made $19 billion.
Video games made $152 billion.

She treats her followers like friends? With friends who tweet about ridiculously overpriced handbags in the midst of a pandemic, and then try to justify it by bitching about not getting enough kudos for donating to charity, who needs fucking enemies.

I know you guys enjoy posting about this idiot for the clicks and

I’m just grateful they made the hidden blade useful again. I like being able to pretty much one hit kill any enemy if I’m careful enough. That hasn’t stopped me from being chased by every guard in a city. It sounds like this ability would help me greatly when that happens.

She is a national treasure.