CardiB and Offset
Donj and Kimberly
KellyAnne and George

So the couple that broke up yesterday consisted of a serial cheater with abandonment issues and a transphobic bigot who sent people to beat up sex workers and has confessed to drugging her former clients so she can steal from them- but somehow Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are the worst couple... ok I’m officially…

Before I saw the image, I was thinking Javanka

Bitter much, Meg?

The website that obsessively covers the Kardashians think those people are the worst couple? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are right there. Are either Blake Shelton or Gwen Stefani trying to ratfuck our election into a fascist Trump dynasty?

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

Gen Xer here. In all my life, only one conspiracy theory was ever proven to be true: Reagan and the CIA allowed Nicaraguan drug cartels to use U.S. airports to distribute heroin in the inner cities so the cartels could finance their rebellion against the communist government.

Conspiracy theories exist to make stupid people feel smart. 

P.S.: I’m still going with the fan theory that “Max” from Fury Road is really The Feral Kid from the second film.

My partner and I are quarreling right now, so that guy getting it in the nuts was honestly kind of awesome for me. Also, I’m going to make a huge generalization here and say that he deserved it, based on the fact that the first thing he did was blame someone else for giving it to him upside down.

My big gender reveal (22 years ago) consisted of the following:

“Influencer Addison Rae Easterling, the second most followed person on TikTok apparently, is gonna play the Freddie Prinze Jr. character in an upcoming gender-swapped She’s All That remake where “an influencer…attempts to turn a nerdy boy into prom king.””

Yeah, I love Aya Cash, but I feel like she’s one of those “actors” who really only has one character/persona.

Anybody thinking the CEO has mad superpowers and that’s why Homelander doesn’t fuck with him? Maybe he’s the original superhero or where V originally came from.

Firstly agreed about Maria Menounos who disappears and reappears every couple of years either presenting something or as a cameo. She has the strangest resume.

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

The Bard said it best:

When I see Donnie Minor and all his accomplishments, all I can think about is how secure our future is while it’s under his watch.

I might actually prefer Napolitano to Cotton, Cruz and Rudy. I wouldn’t call him qualified (though, he’s more so than Rudy), but he turned out to be less of a conservative toady than I expected.  His views are still pretty abhorrent, but so are Cotton’s, Cruz’s and and Giuliani’s. 

Yes and no.