Can we officially end the “Slowed-down remix needledrop” trend? I was into this trailer until “Dark Side of the Moon” kicked in, at which point I got distracted by how obvious and unnecessary the music cue was.

I assume you’ve never read the books.

That still is the start of a Wham! video and nobody will convince me otherwise. 

“That the prequels turned the aquiline and mysterious Alien into something talky and mythic, more akin to Star Trek than The Texas Chain-Saw Massacre, miffed many long-time fans, and I sympathize.”

Are the milk robots’ feet normal, or do they lactose?

I thought Prometheus was awful the first time I watched it.

But the next time I watched it didn’t happen, because I was right the first time.

“Gimme the news, doc.”

I finally walked away from the show about halfway into the episode. It’s become standard horror fare with the plight of blacks in the Jim Crow era shoehorned in. The haunted house trope of last week’s episode made me give the television the side-eye. This episode was pretty lazy on multiple levels, the usual neck…

Thanks. Come to think of it, the categorization of these things should be tied to media development. VHS = Gen X ... DVD = Millennial ... Digital = Gen Y ... Z/Zoomerz = Da Borg

I wish this was working for me on the level of enthusiasm Joelle well expresses. But it’s just isn’t yet. I see the history and societal issues that the series is trying to address some episodes much better than others. But it’s checking boxes in my mind and feels rushed. The issues with the violence/genocide towards …

I wouldn’t, and I live in LA. 

I believed in Mulan. I really did. It’s better suited to live action compared to their other cartoons. It was going to be a war epic, and the trailers looked awesome. This was the remake I was sure Disney would get right. I bet $30 on it. Fuckin Disney man...**Mild Spoilers relating to the 1998 version to Follow**

It’s time for Sunday Madness. This week we have:

Lauren, please tell me your Jolie mention was /s, because if not I hate to tell ya, but she already responded by parading the children she is holding from him to Nobu wearing a People’s Choice Awards dress.  She ain’t that wise. 

I got me $10 that says Olyphant will have swagger, and Biehn will play someone defiant. 

this show is better than 6 of the 9 movies.

She’s like an aging, Slovenian Courtney Stodden, dressed in couture. The only reason she doesn’t seem that trashy is because of her accent.

I’ve never considered that a particularly bad lyric, but that’s probably because it’s hard to pay attention to the lyrics in a song that features one of the best guitar solos of all time. Larry Carlton fucking tore that shit up!

My dad always got mad when “Fly Away” by Lenny Kravitz came on the radio because he rhymes “fly” with “butterfly.” Now I chafe anytime a song rhymes the same word together. Thanks, Dad.

Also, if Trump is six foot three Barron is like six eight.