My only takeaway from this is that I really, really want to see Maria Abramovic deliver a powerpoint presentation.

I usually forget to count this one one-night stand I had in college. It was awful, and I don’t think either of us really wanted to be there, but once we started we figured we might as well finish.

ugh I hate that feeling. it’s happening now.... goddamnit

Ok, honesty time. I couldn’t tell my partner how many people I’ve slept with because somewhere around my late 20s, I stopped counting. It’s not like it was so many that I couldn’t keep track, it just didn’t seem like important information to hold in my head.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

You aren’t! My mom talked me about most sex ed stuff in first grade-ish. Some people probably think that’s weird, but since I got my period at age 9, I’m REALLY grateful that my mom kept me informed early. Nothing was a scary surprise.

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

Just give me the baby and the Steve Buschemi dog and we will all go live happily ever after far the fuck away from these garbage people.

Hmm, good call.

“Jesus, cocker spaniels. Amirite, ladies???”

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

Clearly it's Doggie Gate... Get your scandals together, people.

I honestly just feel sorry for this woman, because she's lost something beautiful, but she's too limited to ever really know it.

I think we need to focus less on the fart and more on the idiot who isn't getting a flu shot.

no. guns suck.

Yes. I just keep thinking about how much torment I would go through daily knowing that my dog may be out there suffering, confused, trying to find me. That feeling would never go away. I would do anything to find her. Then I read "psychics" and kinda re-evaluated my stance on "everything"

Mihalyfi, 39, of Georgetown has hired psychics

...he simply proved something we all already know, the double standard women deal with on a day-to-day basis.

Ain't that already a thing? Oh, you mean their actual asses? Hmm...