Whoa. I don't give a crap about Drake, but you totally pinpointed the weird thing that I didn't even realize my brain was trying to figure out. He definitely has chronic Resting Breakup Face.

I love Drake and his resting breakup face!

It is!

you only lost it now? In 2014? That's impressive

You haven't truly experienced Tom Hardy until you've seen Bronson.

lol!

Good.

Being transgendered is FAR from being accepted in the West. While Laverne Cox has made huge strides in the wake of serious oppression against the trans community here, I'd hardly classify one trans person becoming a star as trans people in general being seen as mainstream. Being gay is much more accepted in the U.S.,…

Hey, if I'm paying $14 for tickets and $10 for popcorn, I damn well better be able to canoodle a bit.

I don't know. As a woman in my 50's I think her emphatic insistence that she is still a sexual being can be viewed as kind of revolutionary.

Why do I get the feeling that if a few similar-minded patriots who happened to be Muslims or Arab-Americans tried carrying an armory like this into a fast food restaurant, these "Open Carry Texas" goons would be the first to call the police?

In related news, 4 men with the smallest penises in the world showed up at a local jack in the box to show off their huge guns.

Yeah, I bet! I'm sure you had to think long and hard. I'm sure you didn't want to sound like a huge dick.

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

"very well-equipped"

Eh, not so much.

No its not hard to say they're old enough, if Tray von Martin and all the Black girls and boys who are the victims of violence at the hands of white people or are victims of circumstance are old enough than all those white kids who want to spout all their racist bullshit are old enough too.

Is it bad that now I kinda want paper panties?

I'd put money on it. Slip-sliding all over the place.

This one really hurt my heart. I need a break from white people for at least until the end of the weekend.

I SO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.