Thanks for posting. My Catholic god parents are road tripping through Denver later this month. They’ll probably want to visit this.

Yes! A moat full of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Or, at the very least, ill-tempered sea bass.

Yup. And Carrie never spoke of having any siblings (yet has a younger sister on the show). OG SATC made a lot of hay out of the girls being her chosen family, unlike one she ever had before, and yet, she had a pretty loving and stable family unit in TCD. Also, no mention of these high school BFFs or the hs boyfriend…

She needs to invest in a moat. Or build at the peak of a very tall mountain. Natural defenses are the shit, man.

Then skip it, friend. If you’re not in a good place to waste some brain on flighty gossip that’s ok; avoid it. For some, flighty gossip roundups are an important piece of maintaining equilibrium in trying circumstances.

They got an actress with hair like SJP, but whose facial features could not be more different. That seemed odd to me. Kind of half-assed. Also, didn’t Carrie’s dad abandon the family when she was a kid?

Heidi Klum should never be in any movie.

Is there a market for this?

Calligraphy was just how she made ends meet when she was a struggling actress. You gotta admit it’s was a genius escape from the waitressing work her acting peers were forced to do.

Okay, the craziest thing I read here today is that Meghan Markle did the calligraphy for Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s wedding invitations in 2005? What?!?!?

Any time someone mentions these family ties, I like to picture Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz trading goss and getting boozy with each other in the kitchen at holiday functions.

I’m more surprised by the fact that the Madden brothers seem to be really decent husbands. Would not have predicted that.

Amy Schumer wrote “You’re Amal” [Clooney], Lorde said “You’re so hot omg,” and Zoë Saldana and Jack Antonoff liked it.

I despise anyone who asks if they can take children to a wedding when they haven’t been explicitly invited. I already strongly dislike Angelina Jolie, so now I am going to multiply that contempt by 6.

That looks an awful lot like the chicken I had for dinner last night. Before I cooked it.

I can’t be the only one that thought the pic was of the oyster the pearl came from.

Presidenting while black. That’s why Roseanne and the 30% or so of this country despise Obama and all of his policies so much.

her daily breakfast, a kale/blueberry/discarded By the Sea poster/almond milk smoothie

Right and the age difference is something I don’t even want to look into.

You spend 8,800 hours creating the world’s most expensive purse and that’s the best design you can come up with?