You’re probably right!

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

She would nibble on one for hours, taking little mouse bites and stopping to smoke cigarettes.

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

In a way you’re proving her point—it’s good to have both, in case one or the other (hopefully not both) let you down.

Mary (Rooney Mara) and Jesus (Joaquin Phoenix)

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

I mean, I obviously wouldn’t be at all shocked if he were Sinatra’s kid, since he does look a whole lot like him, but he also looks so very much like his mom that I feel like virtually any reasonably fair-skinned dude could plausibly be his biological father. I could believe that he’s Woody Allen’s son and is just…

This Drake Bell/Josh Peck nonsense is being spun into their 2nd 15 minutes of fame, right? I don’t even know who they are, and they’re terrible.

Elsewhere I just called him Frank Jr. Because it’s insane if he’s not.

Separately, there is no way Sinatra isn’t Ronan’s dad, right?

I definitely read John ‘Lovitz’ and had a full on mental breakdown for a second there.

I just listened to it today and I heard him say that! I’m so out of it I assumed it was a cool girl’s name. Lovett is gay? And dating Ronan Farrow? I’m so ashamed, usually I’m the one on top of this nonsense!

I read your comment as Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovitz. Yikes!

No offense those very talented men themselves but there’s were certainly eclipsed by Mercury’s. They’ve got to know that in all reality.

Yeah it comes across as very crass, almost dismissive of Mercury.

Based on comments from friends (and commenters here) who have looked to adopt a pet , I feel like the pet adoption game is ridiculously and counter-productively fraught with barriers and stress and the only people they let adopt a pet have huge homes, huge yards, no job, no young children, no other commitments and…

Oh, that’s great! That’s the sort of publicity that matters :D

Cher don’t play!!

Pierce Brosnan