I do. I do practically everything in jeans except for attend weddings, funerals, cocktail parties, and yoga class. Seriously, they are my clothing of choice 85% of the time.

THANK YOU. Colin Firth forever and ever Amen. Then, I think of the old saw, “Every beautiful woman has a guy in the world who’s tired of fucking her.” I suppose marriage, even to Colin Firth, must essentially include struggles over leaving his wallet in the silverware drawer* even though it’s disgusting and the cat…

Low heeled Manolos as far as the eye can see...

Of course that’s correct. At the same time, since Jezebel is ostensibly a feminist website, being asked questions about the feminist issues of the moment is a completely natural occurrence. The question MUST be posed; that’s what an interview for Jezebel is.

I have been physically assaulted with sexual undertones and verbally assaulted with misogynistic undertones more by gay men than by any other demographic.

Jezebel is billed as a feminist website. The question must be addressed—if I were the celebrity or publicist I would consider it the price of the column inches (clicks?) I got from the movie promotion.

Blast from the Past!

Eh, it happens.

It’s not like Fergie has the best set of pipes in the industry in the first place.

Not that anyone cares about my lady-boner, but I think Katherine Heigl looked completely gorgeous with a rounder figure. I think she’s really pretty, anyhow.

My guess is that she was hamstrung by protocol, but the dark color and black ribbon show that her philosophy is with the movement.

That’s fair. I was merely sharing my thoughts. For the record, though we are a middle income family, we do live in a food desert. There are no proper grocery stores closer than a row of fast food restaurants. We are fortunate to have a car, and the means to order an Indian takeout or drive to the best taco truck if I…

Morgan Spurlock is a hack. At best.

I REALLY appreciate the teeny-tiny fries! I will get a Happy Meal, too, sometimes, because it satisfies the junk-food craving with such a small portion.

If I make the gesture of taking my daughter to McDonald’s, it’s because I am giving her free reign to “knock yourself out, kid.” It’s like being allowed to make yourself sick on candy when you come home on tick-or-treat night. Besides, the acidulated apple slices are fairly gross, and the yogurt has as much sugar as…

We need to stop saying that Matthew Broderick “killed” people like he used a damned machete. It was an horrific car accident.

That’s kind of shitty. It’s true that I don’t speak German, but that’s because my German family, who came to the U.S. on a boat and had accents, were excellent assimilators. Not one child born here speaks German, and my grandparents and great-grandparents did that purposefully. That doesn’t make me less proud of my…

I have to actually be friends with a person before I ask them, “Of what extraction are you?” “But what are you?” just sounds so rude, and I’m the whitest whitey to ever White.

I recommend it! It is different now. There used to be some spectacle, but as they age, they just come out and play 50 minutes and that’s it. Simon LeBon is a capable frontman and can give thousands of people a personal experience, though, and that is still amazing to see.

Now that was fucking funny. I’ve seen them 11 times besides the cancellations. I will most certainly buy tickets again someday.