This Gaga saga is precisely why I will never sink grillions of dollars into traveling to see a mercurial star. I have had TWO Duran Duran concerts cancelled out from under me, and they are considered stable.

I thought that was Lindsay Lohan. No shit.

Do it if you can! I’ve had three pink kitchens. Realtors won’t let me KEEP them, but they were all beautiful.

“...those girls”? You mean, happy with their femininity, completely powerful, and into joy? Hell yeah! This is a happy use of: Me, too!

Yes! Marissa Tomei’s outfit is... just a hair off, somehow, and I was blaming the shoes, too.

I loooooove pink. My home has pink throughout. My hair is hot pink. I like every shade from blush to magenta. I hope this rose quartz color is around forever!

And, you’re so kind to indulge me on my favorite topic! <3

I have been on a little honeymoon with cluster rings lately, and I’m sure it’s influencing my opinion. For many years I probably would have found Princess Eugenie’s ring too busy for an engagement piece, too.

My first husband loved some show she was on... it was like Talk Soup for geek/nerd/tech culture. She was blatantly sizist all over the place on it.

I adooooore it and think it is lovely!

We’re in a fight now. Kidding! But I still think I’m right. Jewels are subjective enough that there’s no need to argue.

Of course they don’t. I just looooove talking about jewelry, and important jewelry is even more fun to talk about than regular jewelry! This is my version of gossip, because I strive to not gossip about the people in my personal life. I think the padparadscha sapphire is so lively and beautiful, and the antique…

Princess Eugenie’s ring is 1000X prettier than Meghan Markle’s. It doesn’t matter that it’s for poor people.

She’s not a nice lady. She really, really hates fat people based on thinking that they are gross.

Poverty is not a moral failure, and as soon as America gets on board with that fact, we will move past dehumanizing poor people. I’m not going to hold my breath. We are a nation of puritanical hypocrites.

I wear a 50s-style half-apron, and tie it right under my boobs. That works pretty well for keeping food off my front when I’m cooking.

Fucking up is a DUI. Fucking up is stealing a DVD at Target. Fucking up is pulling a “Do you know who I am?!” at a restaurant, or perhaps getting into a fight at a bar. Hate crimes are not “fucking up.” Hate crimes mean you’re a shitheel garbage human, and while atonement is possible, it is rare.

I don’t care for Norman Reedus, based on nothing other than his squinty eyes and dirty hair. Kruger really downgraded.

I can’t decide how I feel about this, and am going to reflect on it. I do love the word pussypreneur.