I can feel sorry for more than one person at a time, and we were talking about Prince Harry and Ms Markle.

Let’s hope!

Not mine. I did fine planning what I wanted, because it was our money and our day.

I know that it may seem silly to feel sorry for fabulously rich and gorgeous and privileged people, but... I kind of feel sorry for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They wanted to have the wedding party at Frogmore House and were told “no.” I believe Prince Harry would like to include the Obamas, whom he calls friends,…

Ugh. It hit while I was IN college, and my managers at Lane Bryant all went crazy for it. So there I was, making $7.50 an hour working 15 hours a week and all of my bosses invited us in turn to their houses to pressure us to buy $50 baskets. It was a horror show. A couple of the women had essentially art installations…

Oprah ruins everything. She seems so nice and smart, and then gifts us with the fucking smallpox blanket that is Dr Oz and Co. Don’t trust Oprah.

If someone asks me out on a date, I enter into a social contract to behave as I would with a potential suitor. If I hook up with someone—which I haven’t in a long time because monogamy—I get to behave in any way I see fit. Refusing to give someone my number is far less cruel than ghosting because it’s up-front and…

There is nothing more fun than leaving a guy’s house after casual sex and when he asks for you number saying, “You don’t need it.”

Thanks for the giggle! Happy New Year!

Do you mean Gstaad?

*I* think Scarlet Johnassen is “ugs mcfugs.” And her voice makes me want to stick a chopstick in my own ear. I’m sure she’s a lovely person and there is no judgment here. She just doesn’t float my boat in ANY WAY.

I will literally PayPal you money. Feel free to e-mail me at elizabeththewellread@yahoo.com.

Yep. I’m with Aimee.

It’s not like she’s going to be shucking oysters... Ms Markle should do her own thing, but for my own self, my pay off of choice for the total lack of privacy and all the selfless good works would be jewels. Big ones, and keep ‘em coming.

Dorothy!

I’m still disappointed about her ring. That said, they look very happy and well suited.

I was thinking of the vitriolic fat shaming, actually. I had no idea he was a conservative Christian, although I literally can’t think of a single conservative Christian who is an actual good person.

http://www.bfdblog.com/2008/02/14/if-you-have-a-crush-on-alton-brown-avert-your-eyes/

Alton Brown is a shitheel. Sorry.

She is COMPLETELY AWESOME! We’ve been friends for almost 30 years now, and yes, if I became a woman of limitless means, I would pay off whatever for her. I know there is still a mortgage on their second house...