I was. But *I* was the oddball in that respect.

I’m taking up a collection to buy Jon Hamm some goddammed undershorts. If a woman walked around with her whole vulva outlined by her pants, she would get policed to DEATH. I don’t like this. At least the grey sweatpants photos are... I don’t know... tasteful? Not porn-y?

Hummina hummina hummina! Antonio Banderas was SOOOOOOOO fucking gorgeous then.

She DID kill it in Desperately Seeking Susan, but as she essentially played herself, there was no acting involved. That’s why she was so good.

The wovens are beautiful! I have an evening bag in the optic weave, but the satchel I admired was too pricey at retail and I haven’t seen one second-hand.

I am fat as hell, and this is observational, not judgmental: I don’t think Chrissy Metz’s body type allows for “fitted through the waist.” The empire waist is ALSO a mistake. I think something like this, with an even fuller silhouette, would have been a way better choice for her.

This dress wasn’t even hemmed perfectly.

I had a visceral response to this dress. I do not care for it at all, to put it very, very politely. I like the sleeves—that’s beautiful pleat-work—but other than that I... can’t imagine why. The silhouette is off somehow.

I see. I have seen TWO Lulu Guinness bags at a local resale shop called Rag-O-Rama. But I doubt most resale shops get those :/

I buy Cole Haan, often gently used from eBay. They are of truly superior quality without heading into the four-figure range.

Many years ago now, I bought a black patent leather Kate Spade handbag with my Christmas bonus. It still looks as good as it did the day I bought it!

The plain leathergoods are nice—especially the vintage stuff! It’s when they went for overprivileged teens that they really tanked the aesthetic. Those Cs on canvas are horrifyingly ugly.

Meryl!

I don’t like it, but I can bear it.

THANK YOU. That hair is all Duchess Catherine, but I see Her Majesty ALL OVER Princess Charlotte’s face! Especially her brow.

Oh my god. You work for my old boss?

That is what Pricilla says. She has no reason to lie, and EVERYONE knows Elvis liked virgins.

I saw this and was sickened. So we’re just ignoring him being a drunk and an abuser now? The ladies on my Plus-Size travel page were just GUSHING over this appearance. Horrifying.

I dunno. Pierce Brosnan is stupid crazy in love with his wife. She use to be a model, but now she’s a built-for-comfort middle-aged woman.

HOW did I never notice Matt LeBlanc getting a tattoo at the end?