The Mr has been on Propecia for years. Sexual disfunction isn’t necessarily a side effect ;o)

I truly believe that Kellyanne and the Saffron Shitgibbon are Doing It.

Yeah. That’s the best rug he’s had in a looong time.

I’m with you. I think he’s handsome, with or without hair.

YES! I remember thinking she looked great that day, but upon closer inspection the fabric reminds me of a graduation gown, and the cut is just...off. The uneven hemline is terrible. I wouldn’t have passed Home Ec. with a hemline that wobbly.

Mariah Carey is Miss Piggy without the French and the charm.

I could handle him touching a woman’s ass if it was consensual. He was taking her damned temperature! And if that’s consensual, super. Do it in private.

I had a friend in high school who got knocked up while she was agonizing about how she couldn’t use birth control because she’s Catholic. The cognitive dissonance nearly killed me.

With you. Milo, ugh.

Sorry, kid. We’re stupid blissful crazy in love.

The Mr doesn’t have the mannerisms or the vocal patterns. It more comes out in flashes, like a time when I said, in front of all my closest friends, that my new purse had a beautiful lavender lining and he said, very authoritatively, “It’s mauve.” However, I do know a man like you describe your B-I-L. Culturally gay…

I don’t do that, but we do account for every animal before bed, mostly to make sure no kitty was left outside or stuck in the nursery or laundry room. With a mansion, it just takes too long.

We downsized four years ago—I am still so thrilled with our decision.

That makes sense. My husband is taken for gay occasionally. He’s very fashionable, and loves show tunes and cooking and goes to the beach in his ‘60's-style trunks and a Les Miz beach towel and wears a touch of makeup sometimes and plays piano... I swear the man is straight. He just likes nice things. The real shame…

I have nothing against the bird-chested man in the picture, but I cannot countenance anyone saying there is a superior Darcy to that portrayed by my boyfriend, Mr. Colin Firth. Anyone who thinks the 2005 version is superior OR that Macfadyen is either better looking or a better actor needs to keep Darcy’s name out of…

IKR? I’m in Ohio and I got a double for $8 a couple of weeks ago. I had to be in a shitty country bar with my parents, but... $8!

After burning out of public education and being sadly thrust from my career in childcare due to the birth of my own baby, I am now writing professionally. Now, I can’t say I make my living as a writer because I do it less than part-time, but I could make my living by my pen. I credit my AP English teacher, Mr. Rolla…

Oh, my former m-i-l, Nicaraguan, is SO racist. It’s a shame because she is otherwise a lovely person, but she thinks “Mexicans and Blacks and Dominicans” are “trashy.”

And Lazarus in Ohio! That place was a retail cathedral. I even worked there—a suburban location, though, not the big gorgeous main store—pre-takeover and they treated us really well. RIP Lazarus.