An excellent point. I am neither straight nor gay, and I am married to a man.

I couldn’t tolerate it, and had to have mine removed. I was SO disappointed. My husband readily agreed that a vasectomy is our best option. We’re speaking to his doctor this week.

He was when I met him. I was accused many times of being a gold digger. But, he lost his job in corporate law and after about a year of living on savings we were beyond broke—verging on truly poor. Marriage is for better or worse, though, and we’re doing okay now. We have a cottage in a sketch neighborhood rather than…

Eh, my husband, before he was my husband, had three places in the same city. He owned a house, but while he and his wife were separating, he stayed in a loft he had rented. He also had a place downtown as a band practice space. It’s not unusual for some people. Now, several whole residences seems...odd.

Seurat’s The Seine At La Grande Jatte. Oooo! Or maybe a Bierstadt! Now I’m going to be thinking all night, too.

Thanks. I’m nor superstitious, but why take chances?

When I started reading your comment I had some sort of brain glitch and was thinking, “Neither of those people was in Night of the Comet! WTF?!” Totally wrong movie!

Are you somehow under the impression that I don’t think Cheeto Benito is a repugnant turd? I can’t recall mentioning him in my comment.

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

Tim Daly, hubba hubba.

Why be nasty when Melania Trump is just adhering to protocol and very obviously making a huge effort to act properly? I’d bet my paycheck that box holds a very tasteful photo frame, and Mrs. Obama’s slight irritation had to do with being momentarily flustered by not knowing what to do with the box during the photo op.…

No—I thought it was lovely. We talked about it over on The Slot. I do see the awkwardness of the coat over her bosom, but I thought the silhouette is lovely, and the match-matchy nature of the ensemble was very appropriate to the First Lady. I just feel terrible for Melania Trump. She traded herself into marriage, and…

She said, a very long time ago when asked why she didn’t do something about his hair, that she thought he was very handsome and sexy just as he was and she wasn’t going to make him over. While Trump disgusts me on every level, that is a good party line for a wife to take in public.

You can be naked and be a lady. Just sayin’.

It’s not, in my book. You know what button-down collars were invented for? To keep polo players’ collars from flapping in their faces. In my mind, button-down collars are practically sport shirts.

As an extremely stubby woman, I imply this trick myself and think it’s attractive. You’re right that she doesn’t need the help with her proportions and it might be too much. The clothes themselves are still pretty. I WILL say that I finally saw a head-on shot of the suit, and I think the jacket is awkward over her…

I had only seen a side view of Melania’s outfit and thought it was lovely and appropriate. The jacket is...odd from the front. The gloves are beautiful. I’m just sad that a developmentally disabled orangoutang had to be elected for us to see it.

Sidebar—I really like Melania’s ensemble. Too bad the Apricot Pol Pot had to be elected for me to get to see it.

There’s nothing wrong with his body. It’s his stupid ugly punchable face that ruins it. There is just SOMETHING about those Manning men’s looks that makes me irrationally angry.

Maroon 5 was there?