At least Wheedon knows how to properly respect the flag! wait...

If we want to change anything for the better, we have to be welcoming to former opponents who change their mind, regardless of the reason. And I credit him for acknowledging that it shouldn’t have taken it happening to him.

The Fool’s role is often to speak truth to power. The play is a comedy when they’re heard, a tragedy when they’re not.

The superhero movies of 2017 (GOTG2, Wonder Woman) were the only bright spots.

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I…

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

This kid is completely fucking overrated. The Twins are wise to pass on him, as would be the Reds. And Padres. And Rays.

Great story.

In 2000, the average age of a pro wrestling viewer was 28. Now it’s 54

See, this is an example of how the ultra rich live such different lives. If you or I were to have our manservant fetch a gun, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented worker, there’s no way it would be an Irish one! Undocumented Irish people are so rare these days! You or I would have to settle…

Yeah but you were a kicker so it doesn’t really count.

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

DTJ does a slightly modified Murph. It takes him about thirty five minutes to have his manservant bring a gun from his personal armory, get up, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented Irish person.

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

Why was he kidnapping a girl in the middle of the video?

This is fucking stupid.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

that they're not bigger or claw-ier?