This is the ASU Sun Devils pitchfork. As a UA alum, we made fun of it fucking constantly. They claimed it was slightly different (you have to spread out your fingers so it looks like a pitchfork, I guess), but come on.

My Texas State Senate rep, Charles Schwertner, was caught sending a dick pic to a unviersity student and still won re-election (though only just barely)

Or being extremely racist.

Are there any mobile games put out by major developers/publishers that *don’t* have microtransactions? The only ones I can think of are some Square-Enix ports, and even then people complain because they cost more than 99 cents.

Why would you want to spend your vacation with a bunch of rich white people from Orange County? 

That is absolutely, positively not true. Being free or nonprofit does *not* automatically protect you from copyright infringement.

You’re right; it’s almost certainly copyright infringement, if a company wanted to take it to court. But of course, so is fanfiction. So is fanart. That we treat fangames differently is a real testament to how they’re seen as more of a commercial product than an art form.

I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. If you’re going to do this, gather a group of a hobbyists, do it in your spare time and seed it on all sorts of Torrent sites all at once. I legitimately don’t understand why people publicize these projects.

The Netflix app is CONSTANTLY trying to get me to watch this stupid fucking show. It’s gone so far as push notification to my phone, which I don’t remember seeing for any other show (save for new seasons of something I watched previously).

I legitimately don’t understand why they’re so invested in this garbage.

Seems like a cool idea, but it didn’t seem to work particularly well for me. Possibly because you don’t have to register for a party in Texas (or Arizona, IIRC), but out of all my contacts, only 2 had any actual information in the app.

“David Hayter, who voiced Metal Gear Solid protagonist Solid Snake until he was replaced by Kiefer Sutherland in Metal Gear Solid V,”

Sutherland definitely didn’t voice Solid Snake.

The biggest problem for me was that there wasn’t any real challenge after finalizing my build and equipment. I got through a decent number of rifts, was doing millions of damage per hit, and the game just sort of fizzled out. Yeah, there were plenty of higher rifts I could grind, but ... why? There was no superboss,…

Addiction is such a good word for it. It’s the kind of thing where, if you do it once, get paid for it, and never get caught, it becomes way too tempting to keep doing it.

Oh goody. My Pixel XL is quickly becoming unusable. It’s impossible to use while charging, even with the official charger (it churns to a crawl), it overheats at least once a day and I’ve had problems in the past with the microphone of all things. I’ll probably upgrade within a year, but I’d be very surprised if I got…

Ill give you tree fiddy. Ha! Get it? Like from South Park, a TV show.

Sufficient and preferable. I’m pretty done with 100 hour open world games.

Why?! Why would they do this?! Why?!

I think Chris Plante owes you a beer.

Infant Tylenol and ibuprofen are also available, relatively safe if cleared by a doctor and work very well in my experience. I try not to go overboard but sometimes they’re a lifesaver.

I will never not associate The Witcher with racism to the extreme. Every vocal Witcher fan I’ve ever met is racist as hell, and this blowup only adds to that.