I can’t believe there are *still* Nintendo stans claiming “No, it’s coming, it just won’t be called Virtual Console!”

I know, who cares about artists when you can just use MS Paint?

There are plenty of use-cases for professional photographers. Candid shots are great, but a really well-done photoshoot blows amateur photos out of the water.

If any of you do anything with my favorite TV show ... I’ll take off my pants. I’ll shave ******. And I’ll personally **************.

We’re coming for your guns. Go sit in the corner and stroke your magazines and cry. Cry a lot.

“but did you ever stop to think that maybe you can educate her and possibly convince her to rethink her stance to something less extreme?”

Alternatively, maybe she can educate him that gun ownership drastically increases your chances of being killed by a gun. Or hopefully get far, far away from him. Run, girl. Right…

They showed footage of Super Mario Odyssey immediately, and it had a new name. This game is a port, friend. The name will be Super Smash Bros. for Switch and it will be an update of the WiiU/3DS game with some new characters and stages. This is not a bad thing.

It’s not a new game, they would have said it was from the beginning

I hope so too, but that doesn’t change the fact that this is a port, not a ground-up new title.

The era Melee was released in was a *far* different game development era than now.

If this is fully playable in June, there is a 0.00% chance this is a new game. It’s a WiiU update/port, which I’m totally fine with.

Nah, just too lazy to spend my days researching arcane tax codes to figure out how to get an extra % ROI or whatever.

Do people still do this? I have a Mazda 6 with 60k miles from 2009 (Bluetooth was THE HOT SHIT! when I got it), and basically all my friends and family do spit-takes when they hear I’ve had the same car for almost a decade. New stuff is nice, but man, not having a car payment is even nicer.

“ The amount you can contribute ... completely phases out at ...”

I’ve heard the latest tax bill closed that backdoor, but I’ll look into it.

I wish I was eligible for one :/ Sadly, I’m just putting my money in a savings account.

My family all ate together every night, and I also ended up heavily overweight until after college. Everyone is different, obviously, but I’m skeptical dinner at 3-4pm vs. dinner at 6-7pm is a major obesity cause. For me, lots of snacking (including soda, hoo~ray) *was* the issue. Could it have been lessened if I had…

I mean, duh? First off, you can’t actually copyright a recipe. That doesn’t excuse places like Tasty who rip-off chefs and pass the work off as their own, but still, there’s no plagiarism going on in a legal sense.

Yeah, smart kids never make bad decisions ever!

Coffee Guy!

I remember this being a thing people did way back in the day on the GameFAQs message board. I spent like five hours at it and then decided to rethink my life.