You can still run an Ethernet cable from an access point (router/switch) to a console for fairly cheap.

Yeah, I suspect they meant Quarren!

The only way I can imagine not having access to wired Internet is if you’re playing in some shady Internet cafe or something. Which does suck. But if you’re playing at home, it’s not unreasonable to expect someone to plug in an Ethernet cable. Frankly, a wired connection is generally cheaper and easier than a good…

You know shit’s bad when Martin O’Malley is the best candidate on the list.

It did! But I already played them on my Wii U.

Not sure where you heard that, but there’s still a subscription required. Hell, even FFXI still has a subscription.

The game hasn’t improved as much as it needed to, and the gym revamp is likely coming to late. That said, the game is so, so much better than it was at launch, it’s not even funny.

Yeah, that’s fair. The enemies are supposed to scale with you, but there are are some sections where the enemies are inexplicably unscaled such that they’re very easy later on but impossible early on. One of those things that, once you learn it, it’s easy enough to navigate. But it’s VERY unforgiving to new players. I…

Hmm, I never found it particularly difficult. It’s very arcane, but once you actually understand its systems it’s not really an overly hard game IMO. And of course, there are multiple glitches that let you do a lot of crazy stuff, like taking 10 turns in a row.

Sadly I think the only place it’s legally available in the US is the disc. A shame.

SaGa Frontier is incredibly flawed and also straight up one of the best games I’ve ever played in my life. Fite me.

Nope, that’s not remotely correct. The -2 represents loyalty counters on that card:

...There are also “hacks” that turn literally any computing device, including your phone, into an emulator for the full NES library. And it’s much, much easier to do.

If they did this out of fear of emulation, I don’t see how taking the product off the market reduces people flocking to ROMs.

I am a cis male, which I suppose is slightly more excusable. Still kind of sad, though, since I was like fourteen.

I learned about the clitoris by reading an article about FGM. Kind of fucked up on multiple different levels.

Rather, I think they’re scared that the existence of the NES classic is going to somehow cannibalize Virtual Console (and maybe even Switch hardware) sales. Which is ludicrous, of course, but that’s Nintendo! 

Sex work can be consensual. It can also not be consensual.

Good luck. Most job applications have ‘previous salary’ as a required field. Hell, even if you think answering “will discuss” or something won’t just get your application thrown out, some of the applications actually check for numbers.

I would 100% preorder a console called Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo

Unfortunately, our country is still capitalist. I’m not sure there’s *any* national company or service you can use that hasn’t touched the money of some pretty awful millionaires.