Hey guys! Zee here, and I want to tell you that the “summer drought” isn’t going to affect me that much. I already have plans for the summer, watch a LOT of anime, and play the games I already have. Or... buy a Switch. Maybe. I want Splatoon 2.

Now, don’t get me wrong, BO3 was awesome. I go over to my friend’s house all the time to play it. And the campaign was amazing with 2 player. Zombies... well we never really played that. But you’re probably asking “B-but Zee! You’re contradicting yourself! You really are a baka!” Well, what was I talking about…

So imagine, you step outside Karen’s room and you’re faced with the champion. Your team is battered, your Ampharos is fainted, but you’re saving that Sacred Ash for when you really need it. It’s now or never. You step up on that platform, go through the dialogue, and then the “final” battle starts with Lance. You hear…