Marriage.

Look, Celine, it’s the tabloids. It’s not okay, but they’re always going to talk about the changes in your weight. You’re VERY skinny. And when I see you like that, we see just what we want to see all coming back to me. The flesh and the fantasies all coming back to me

If Paula Deen runs, we’ll have the “Butter E-mails” scandal all over again, but for different reasons.

I think we all appreciate your effort.

Dare I hope Rachel Ray will also announce?

Never have I been more grateful for my immunity to poison ivy. (I’m way more likely to go to town on a mango than to walk in the woods.)

Embedded Instagram posts don’t load in my browser (that’s what she said) presumably because of my adblocker, so sadly this entry is almost entirely white space, accompanied by seething commentary. Only, get this: Chip and Joanna’s IG post did load.

This is fucking terrible:

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

This is a horrible arugula take. Spicy greens are awesome. 

of course, this is how jezebel works, intentionally omitting information to make the headlines as inhumane/politically incorrect/appalling as possible.

Seems like this intentionally left off so the author had a post she could make.

She’s stated that this is a limited first run and that they’ll expand up to a size 40 asap. Get better at doing your research.

Ah, the “Now is not the time” argument used so successfully by Republicans after every school shooting...

His sentiment isn’t wrong. If there’s a tragedy and someone is dead, to post selfies on social media is pretty self-absorbed, it’s just people making someone else’s death all about themselves. Unless there’s a call to action, it’s just about the person posting it. Can’t really argue otherwise.

His timing was terrible, though. I do think our culture really needs to recokon with this whole “a person who has no idea who I am and isn’t a close friend/family member IS SO IMPORTNT TO MEEEE” thing. Celebrity worship is a problem.

I don’t think Hammer is wrong, though. Some of it does seem like shameless self-promotion whenever someone else famous dies.

If Beebs is happy and never enters a music studio again, then everyone wins 

Every day the line is crossed and every day it becomes more normalized. Honestly, what is the solution to this complete disregard for the truth? We can see it happening as clear as day but every day just brings more and more lies. Now with the midterms over it seems like the next two years are going to devolve into an…

I don’t hate kids, I just don’t enjoy their company.