If only the good people, son and wife, were armed there would have been a totally different outcome.  All 3 would be dead.  But, of course, it’s not the guns.  

I watched to the videos too, and found them very tongue in cheek.

Taryn Manning recently went on a bizarre MAGA supporting rant. The new licking outburst is oddly the more acceptable the two.

Don’t you mean “Freedom 90"? Linda is the only one in the “Too Funky” video.

Bethany Joy Lenz, star of One Tree Hill, said her famous friends tried to rescue her from the cult

I’ve bought two homes and sold one. None of these sales/purchases were near the realm of $15M.

But where would all the Christians go then?

“Ok [Lizzo’s dance captain] can party with me tho.”

As a fellow Canadian, I was really perplexed by the headline, I mean Pierre Pollivere is obviously the most punchable, followed by others like Steven Lecce in Ontario.

Welcome to Jezebel.

Is this writer a far-right shitposter? If so, how did they get hired by Jezebel?

wut

Jesus I hate to say it, but maybe they should have given this article to Kylie Cheung.

Bwahahahah. I am glad I didn’t drink the Kool-Aid, because I can still listen to her songs now. Life has fewer disappointments and rug pulls if you expect all creatives and celebrities to be d-bags from the get-go.

Ridiculous and gross, honestly. Trying so hard to have the edgiest take while millions of people mourn their childhoods and a person who helped them work through trauma and build self-confidence. Can’t have anything nice I guess.  

She doesn’t have a mental illness. She’s a sociopath. You can’t grow a conscience.

I was only in elementary school when this happened, I hadn’t even figured out masturbation yet, and my only concept of porn was occasionally catching a boob when Encore showed Caddyshack when my mom wasn’t around.

Am I wrong or is this seriously the only way Jezebel is memorializing Paul Reubens? Please tell me I missed something.

That fucking smirk on her face is making me feel smacky.