Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

In 2003, a collaboration between those two would have been noteworthy. In 2013, it would have been a solidly disposable radio single. In 2023, it seems like it is really only for the truly intense Britney fans.

By their superior quality

What a shitty take.

Apparently, Slater just is a simple sponge next door. 

I don’t think it occurred to me that Joe Manchin had cache or appeal with Democrats or Democratic voters outside of WV; the guy is more or less a Dixiecrat/DINO. Is he even pro-choice? What’s the argument for him pulling votes away from Biden?

1. That’s not a selfie. I know English is an evolving language but that’s not a fucking selfie, otherwise any goddamn photo with a face on it is a selfie.

Of course Jezebel takes the route of making the man look bad in this situation when the general consensus has been that Rexha is shitty and toxic for:

Way to leap over every possible constructive thing to come out of this story.

“I never said you weren’t beautiful and I never said I didn’t love you… But I always said I would be honest with you and your face was changing so I told you it was,” Safyari wrote. He continued, “You gained 35 pounds obviously you gained weight and your face changes? Should I just pretend it didn’t happen and that…

Right! My husband gained a lot of weight, but there were also a bunch of other signs that something wasn’t right. It had been going on for years and I had tried a multitude of other ways to bring up that he had changed both physically and mentally. It was such a long progression that he couldn’t see it, but I knew…

We really have this idea in society that actors are interesting off-screen.

The tone here is SO odd. Maybe he said more in the actual podcast, but from what’s included in the article here, I don’t see where he said anything about him being worse off than anyone else or comparing his experience to others? He’s not putting down anyone or acting like what he’s saying is new or groundbreaking, so…

Jesus, Emily. Did Tom Holland kill your dog or something? This feels like a disproportionate amount of venom thrown at him for a fairly banal opinion.

The writing on Jezebel is so bad and so shallow that it’s a shock when something is actually good: this is not that. There’s nothing wrong with a man avoiding a town he dislikes and basing his home elsewhere, or-uh-an English person wanting to live in England. But what can you expect of a woman who seems to believe…

Though I’d love to see more of Chapman—preferably performing her own damn song

I think Audra might seriously think Chapman was a country singer who never got her due until a white man covered it. But that is completely bastardized since... she isn’t a country singer.

I actually like it when a male artist doesn’t change the genders in a song he’s covering that was originally sung by a women. It displays a certain comfort with oneself. 

If you don’t shed a tear over Amy’s version of “Romeo and Juliet’ on “Rites of Passage”, you have no soul. It’s definitely one of those songs where the cover far surpasses the original.

I can’t help but think that 12 million might be better spent than on someone who willingly stuck their face in the leopard cage.