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When I was there last summer, I befriended ALL the Italian cats!

i’m seriously concerned by America’s drug thing, booze, now pot. It’s possible to be sober and just deal with your shit.

I’m guessing he didn’t go to Jared, though.

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

oh definitely. probably in a barn with one long, rustic wood table decorated with wildflowers in mason jars.

Oh joy, another movie about quirky white people navigating the city! I have never seen this before! This is groundbreaking!

The fifth noble truth: “1 cream, 2 sugars.”

Ugh, it’s like smallpox vs polio. Who do you cheer for....?

Classic. Middle part, blunt edges. Beautiful.

Often seen in the wild, but nonetheless just as stunning an example, might I put forth for your consideration, the Leo?

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!

I KNOW sixth grade me on the playground is just laughing it up rn b/c this is how you make a flower crown and deep down everyone knows it.

Most boring feud ever.

Blonder by the Year: One Woman’s Journey

I’m still like........

Oh, do you mean the guy who is parodying Wes Bently...who is in this movie...and styled to look like Nev? WHAT IS HAPPENING MY BRAIN HURTS.

Honestly, it might take $1000 worth of product to control his hair. He's got a ton of it. I have a pixie, and when it's particularly fluffy, I ask my husband whether I'm too Adam Scott and need to tone it down.

Not on Rex Manning day!

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men