SO true. We just left Oakland for Berlin, and we can’t believe how weird it is to see people relaxed and smiling on the streets. The desperate, terrified, pervasive misery of the Bay Area had become normal to us. We expect people to look out of their minds with the pressure of living. It’s completely different here.…

As a California native, let me just clarify, Los Angeles has never been a nice place to live.

I was born and raised in CA, in particular LA. I plotted and finally left. I’ve been to the mountain top. And I came back. I hate being cold. I hate humidity. I hate overt racism. I’m gonna die here. I don’t effing care.

I found Mountain Man first and lovvvvve their version of Play It Right — I usually listen to this one & then the one by Sylvan Esso back to back.

Is the hosting language of Jezebel still English?

how about a Poussey and me love story?

I dig their savory bars. Less sugar. More nuts and BBQ flavor.

Yes, let’s see how those four kids fare when their mother needs to be taken care of while they’re barely in their 20s.

Maybe a “hot take” is a hot toddy made with sake.

to prove that the child was born alive and thus within medical rescue, the prosecutors used an arcane, discredited 17th-century test in which the fetus's lungs are removed and put in liquid to see if they can float, and they floated.

"Will haunt in afterlife"

Because Christian buttcheeks are better than our damn heathen buttcheeks, right?

Don't worry though,

Team No One

It was the Beatles. The Beatles proposed to "them."

People who reject the proposal, but keep the ring, are the worst sorts of people. If he was horrible to you, then you've literally stooped to his level.

You are actually legally obligated to find Rihanna attractive.

In that case Charlie Hunnam-all nude ALL THE TIME please. God, that man's behind is a gift to the world. And the rest of him isn't so bad either.

I'd like to not only thank God, but also Jesus, for that almighty ass.