“On my 50 mile commute to work, you’ll find me almost always in the right lane, with the radar cruise set at 70mph, while I see if I can do better than 42mpg through rush hour traffic. I’ll be doing so while listening to my beloved BBC radio using the standard Apple CarPlay connectivity.”

Sorry, but your car sucks ass.

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Warren

Warren

I've never heard that before. 

Sorry, it was still a beater. 

Nope.

Hell no.

Lol.

Nice

I wouldn’t be caught dead in a Vette. ANY Vette.

Gas Particulate Filters are a thing. 

Most cars sit outside their whole lives.

Because barn finds are typically 50+ years old and they’re stored in a fucking barn.

You’re behind the times.

Not really. 

Isn't that what most cars do?

This is probably the last real SUV left

The year. 

It takes you a hell of a lot longer to get 90 in your xB, and I promise you it is much more satisfying to drop a few gears and pin it in my car.