My point was, you can sustain high speeds on American roads easily.

I suspect it feels like a cheap imitation. 

Does it drive as shit as it looks?

It’s just a 911.

Of course not.

Of course not.

Screw that. Slow cars suck.

I promise you that there are drain holes.

What if kink-shaming is my kink?

Yep, plain black looks terrible.

Lower the belt or raise the seat. 

Good for you for not being afraid.

That’s because you don't understand how expensive cars that can wheelie like that "for real" actually are. 

Nexen tires are Korean. 

Damn you're dumb

If I lowered my Atlas it would be a wagon. Same with many modern SUVs. 

Who wants to drive a fucking Hyundai Ioniq?

Or, you can let yourself and your family eat/drink/color/whatever, and still have a car that looks like this:

Sounds like a man that has never owned a folding hard top. They’re all trash; they all leak, they all squeak.

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