I actually like this thing. Looks better than the Tacoma IMO

Kendrick really let go on that one, didn’t he? I was listening with my jaw on the floor.

It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive

This is a very special kind of bad take. Your criteria for whether the cars look bad has nothing to do with what we might call ‘objective aesthetics,’ because there isn’t anything objectively wrong with a slightly longer hood and some widened wheel arches. Cars have been using those two things as core components of…

you’re wrong.

Excellent points and very well written EJP. Too bad you aren’t on Jalopnik’s staff, but I would suspect that you have more to offer this world than writing about cars. I would like to add two thoughts. First, there are no old original cars. Materials degrade, parts become obsolete and ultimately must be replaced.…

I have no idea what this article is mad about. It’s a lot of ink to spill just to say “I think Singer’s tuned Porsche’s look bad” so I assume there’s more to it than that, but....I don’t think there is?

Bradley has proven for years that his take is the only correct take.  Just ask him.

Imma let you finish, but Porsche themselves say it’s two syllables:

911 backdates were a thing well before Singer got noticed in 2013 or so.

One of the cool things about old 911's is that many have seen quite a bit of use. Cars that have been well use tend to need restoration (or at least some sort of refurbishment). Once that happens, originality goes out the window.

Polarizing opinion is polarizing. You’re not going to lure me into commenting on this shit take. Nope. No way.

It’s early in ithe day but I’m spending all my internet anger points on this. Cars are a thing. People like to do things to them. It’s their property and their money. If they’re enjoying it, not breaking the law and not hurting anyone, let them spend their money on their things. I think “stancing” cars is dumb as hell…

Hey it’s the “I am hating because I can’t afford it” take.

Combined with this from a different article:

This is a pretty gate-keepery bad take. I thought you were all about letting the people enjoy their cars they way they want to.

Yeah it’s kind of funny when it comes to sports car nerds no one is as deep as Porche nerds. Matt Farrah summed it up a while back when he was selling a Ferrari and a Porsche for customers at his car storage business. Ferrari guys would pour over every nut and bolt and complain if something was just right. Porsche…

In a sea of bad takes, this is undoubtedly your worst take.

Do you ever wonder why everyone finds Porsche people, and especially purists, insufferable?