Wealthy people didn’t get wealthy by being dumb with money.

Yeah, that’s pretty cringe. But I’m not convinced it’s actually worse. I’d be just as actively embarrassed to be seen getting into a car with those “Night Edition” badges. And Andrew is spot on, carbon fiber trim on a huge luxury sedan is so tacky. Yeah, you go for that 10 g weight savings there, sport.

Have you seen the rest of the country? Nearly all police forces are incompetent fucks.

How incompetent is the police for not barricading the highway which had 5,000 protesters?

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The trash was taken off the freeway. He was then put in jail, but subsequently released.

Still got the spindle grill?

That picture makes me unreasonably happy.

Changli needs to steal this picture - let’s be real, they probably already have - and apply it to their marketing because this is far and away the most exciting thing a Changli vehicle has done in the history of ever.

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Wow, shooting arrows at people because you don’t like being inconvenienced is a hell of a way to enact “All lives matter”. I’m kind doubting his commitment to that idea, right now.

That’s why I got rid of mine. It needed front inner CVs, the transmission was fine, tiptronic for me, but @ 100K, you’re supposed to do a fluid flush, and you can’t really do it properly without a VAG-COM or the dealer do it. I don’t have a lift, so it would have been a pain in the ass, and the dealer wanted $1100 for…

Run for the fucking hills.

Wait, so this thing is sent over wrapped in cheap cardboard like the rest of the crap I get from China?

Early 2000 VAG product. Run, don’t walk away from this “deal”. I see nothing but pain and money flowing from your wallet for the future owner of this car.

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I paid less than this for a nicer example of the exact same car back in 2012. Same color, trim, everything except a light gray interior with 78,000 miles. I loved that car. Even when I traded it in in 2015 for a leftover Honda Insight, they gave me $5200 for trade in, so I gotta say... its a little bit crack pipe.

Godspeed/God help you!

Also here is a driving sketch...

WTF would you do with this and WHY would you want it? This is like marrying the most beautiful woman (or man; I don’t judge) in the world and then never having sex!