Confession: I don’t want this one but I’ve always wanted a black Evoque coupe.

Ran when barked.

Neither Newton nor Darwin is impressed.

data volume of more than 16.5 GB 

Jason, thank you for bringing light to this dark time. I cracked up as soon as I saw that picture.

FFS, pushing a car in neutral for exercise is a horrible, dangerous idea.

Haha, I know all too well. My 2.8 quattro A6 was getting like 8 MPG city. The 2.7t was much, much better actually. But still a nightmare. And like you these days I drive a Ford Fusion Energi! I feel your pain but it’s a good car!!! I do miss my Imola S4 though...

Same exact experience, owned two C5s.

They are dirt cheap for a reason. I also owned two C5 A6s including a 6speed 2.7t with 80k that I picked up for $8500 in 2008!!! The ownerh ad left DC for a State Dept assignment and the car was sitting in his friends driveway for 3 months without any interest, until I came along.

Former owner of almost the exact same car, including 6 speed, I think it was a 2003. Wonderful car, brilliant combo with the 2.7t and 6 speed. Very comfortable and fast, a great sleeper. I enjoyed it as much as the S4 with the same engine that I also once owned.

Former owner of almost the exact same car, including 6 speed. Wonderful car, brilliant combo with the 2.7t and 6 speed. Very comfortable and fast, a great sleeper. I enjoyed it as much as the S4 with the same engine that I also once owned.

Godspeed/God help you!

Step 1: Remove the cars.

No, I was hoping that was the case. I hope once the tech gets there and companies get their ass in gear people won’t be too hesitant to adopt. I would hate to go back to a non-hybrid/electric, it really grew on me. Not that I would say no to an occasional spirited drive in a Corvette or something ridiculous (sadly I’m…

Good thing nobody is making you buy one. Serious question, if you had the choice between a fully electric truck or standard ICE of exactly equal performance and cost (not saying this exists yet), which would you choose?

Yeah! Fuck the environment! Fuck progress! Cheap gas is a Jesus-given right!!!

I’m crushed to hear this.

Whatever dumb piece of trash that buys this dumb piece of trash certainly won’t give a shit about the CEL or potential environmental pollution.

Because...Baltimore.

Good thing their PSI wasn’t off.