That’s not fair.

Those don’t bother me. Not that I would choose that Celica ever.

Strongly disagree.

That wing though.

That was the first thing I thought as well! Is this inside a “fancy” mall?

That was original and inspired.

Very specific and very accurate!

You fool. This living room is not for LIVING, sitting or touching! Like most possessions of the excessively wealthy, it is just another as-ostentatious-as-possible status symbol. It has no other actual use.

Glad to see more arrests and CRIMINAL prosecution of these assholes. I just sold my VW this week. BYE VAG! After about 5 Audis and a VW, never again!

You are confusing what you want to think with reality.

I would say “destroy it with fire” but that would actually be worse.

Deduct 1 point from Faith in Humanity

If only they put this much effort into designing the actual car.

I would recommend one of these:

Or, you know, we could just not flood the world with massive amounts of incredibly powerful weapons with barely any accountability, planning or overall strategy?

That’s what I had! Except I put it on the trunk, slightly different shape as well.

Aw man I used to own a red one exactly like that. It was a fun cheap car for a temporary move to California. After I sold it I would see it parked around SF occasionally! Knew it was mine because new owner kept the moose sticker.

*for the first 3 months with a 120 month contract, $5000 a month thereafter, plus an extra $900 a month for tires, also the cars only work sometimes.

That sign ain’t taking no shit. NO TRUCKS BITCH

Texas: Where ripping apart wetlands is a sport and all of nature’s resources are purely for humans to unsustainably exploit! Thanks Jesus!