Thanks for your two cents.

THANKS FOR NOTHING

I am just bitter because my car suffered similar but even worse damage as the Model X a few months ago but no internet sleuth mob formed to investigate it, oddly.

Damn it, just looking at him I’m guessing he is underinsured!

sorry here’s a refund:

hey everyone my car’s hood was wantonly damaged in an unknown and tragic incident. Here is a pic, I want to know who this stone/bullet/small human was and why they hit my car. please conduct a detailed forensic analysis.

This is the most first world problem I have seen in AT LEAST an hour.

Or he has a mental health issue, or he has an addiction problem, or he had enough and wanted a break and fresh start, or he was injured and unable to communicate his information, or they just want privacy, or anything. Whatever happened, this is a fortunate and rare outcome.

Perhaps a mental health issue.

Society™, no vigilante mob justice required! Wish more people would try it!

BIG TRUCK MAKE NOISE AND HAS BIGGLIEST WORDS USA USA USA

Exactly. Ugh. America. Why.

An object of such beauty is not meant for such a cruel world. I must have it and protect it.

That must add up to quite a few HP!

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen a human do in the last decade.

Crap these scammers always find a way to get you! NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS PUTRID HAIRLESS SCALP?!

I’m not really a chrome wheels guy but I have to admit Tupac’s BMW looks dope.

Someday I hope to be able to purchase Donald Trump’s scalp from this man.

COTD