The thieves probably WERE cops.

I find your sense of humor quite off-color.

This car is a masterpiece.

And you’ll save money on a coffin when they bury you in it since they won’t be able to extract your mangled body from the wreckage of the 15mph crash!

I like it. #sorrynotsorry

As long as the new system has unskippable autoplay full screen video advertisements every 10 seconds I’ll be happy.

Tune in next week for a video of a guy with dwarfism attempting to get into a lifted F150!

Nope, it’s a Jaguar Sportbroke

Ugh look at all that traffic

Unfortunately.

Wow. Ima take a closer look at that last pic.

I think you’re talking about the GT Coupe 5-door crossover track edition with the passenger seats delete, no?

The roof looks really cool too!

Can’t wait for the two-door grand-touring ultra-sport off-road version of the GT four-door coupe.

Only thing missing:

I still want one.

I still want one.

You don’t know many rich people, do you?

I love how they didn’t even bother to right the tipped over umbrella.