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Zed Jones
zedjones
Jul 10
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Yeah, parents! How else are they gonna be able to 3D image your face and turn you into an ad for Adults Only “dating” sites or constipation drugs? Get in on the action! You won’t get paid or even know about it but when you run into that skeev on the street who’s “a big fan of your work”, what a story to tell the kids!

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Jan 24
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Much of this just requires common sense. Buy non-perishables. Don’t be afraid to shop at dollar stores or Aldi’s just because it isn’t always brand name.
If your social circle stigmatizes you or your TP isn’t fashionable anymore 6 months after you bulked up on it, you’ve got other problems and should probably invest in Read more

May 31 2019
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Should've titled this "Oh boy..." not "Oh damn". Obvi.

Apr 27 2019
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While the season finale was entertaining, jam-packed with action, and everyone behind it is clearly proud of it, the story itself was nothing new. It was a continuation of a previous episode that ends up being a typical “It Never Happened” sci-fi trope. Hollywood writers all tend to learn the same tricks and tropes so Read more

Mar 26 2019
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Unless I missed something, neither graphene nor twisted graphene store electricity. They conduct it.

Oct 15 2018
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Or you could just get Affinity Photo for iPad which is better in every way and only $20. Then get the desktop version for Mac or PC for a one-time payment of $50 (no sub). You’re welcome.

Oct 15 2018
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Elon should run for office. "Make Atlantis Rise Again". 

Jul 31 2018
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Still gonna say that a utopian sci-fi universe is going to have solutions for 99.9% of still existing disabilities like cyborg body parts and floaty hover gizmos or its going to be a dystopian hell where mere survival is more paramount than the challenges presented by unfriendly architecture. 

Jul 28 2018
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Clearly, the moral of this film is to teach your kids how to keep quiet when aliens invade. My wife has never yelled STFU at the TV screen more than this flick.

Mar 6 2018
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Found this 7 hours after it posted and the promo code was already expired.

Found this 7 hours after it posted and the promo code was already expired.

Oct 5 2017
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You can also get them at Goebbert’s Pumpkin Patch in Hampshire, IL for $10 a dozen and they are freaking delicious.

May 23 2017
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1. Unfamiliarity. Most Americans only know a bidet from television. As you can imagine, most of those few appearances aren’t detailed How-To’s. And it *appears* to shoot dirty toilet water at your backside which is most unhygienic even if it isn’t the case. Read more

May 12 2017
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Please stop giving credence to the ridiculous slang term “shipping”. “Pairing” is obviously superior. Unless you’re into multiples which, if that’s the case, what are you still doing here? 

Apr 30 2017
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I find the use of words in this article like “faith” and “extraterrestrial” to be disingenuous. It’s a statistical certainty that intelligent life exists elsewhere among the infinite number of stars among a near infinite number of galaxies, not a matter of belief. The real questions are whether they’re anywhere near Read more

Apr 15 2017
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The balance prophecy has to be explained. It’s a dangling thread. Who made it? What is it? My guess is that Luke realizes as long as there are Jedi, so will there be Sith so Rey must become something else.

Mar 17 2017
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It feels good to finally get this corroboration. It’s how I learned it 30+ years ago and how I teach writing to students now. #oxfordftw

Feb 22 2017
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Correction: 49% of voters. A small minority compared to the total population of the U.S.

Feb 16 2017
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Maybe they should adopt and adapt powerline technology and just use the existing electrical grid. Works great in my house.