+1 Far Side reference.

My front loader basically just moistens my clothes. It’s fucking weird and even though my clothes appear clean I am constantly suspicious about how clean they really can be given that they were essentially spritzed with water during the wash cycle.

I too am quite a fan of the washers that use half an ocean of water and whose cycles consist of “on” and “off”.

A smart washer is someone who gets someone else to do their laundry for them.

Their engineers might.

Wendi goes out and gets exactly what the fuck she wants and I. Ain’t. Mad. At. It.

The thing is, that if you have a type, which Wendi Deng obviously does, and if that type is megliomenical assholes, which hers obviously is, Putin is the pinnacle.

Wendi and Putin are kind of the amazingly terrifying power couple that only exist in spy movies (where they are then quickly routed by Tom Cruise/Chris Pine/Daniel Craig), proving that Russia is once again stranger than fiction.

They never mention the once promising future of the victim who is now saddled with the trauma of rape.

Anna, from a journalist’s perspective, what actual purpose do stories like this? Prurience aside, what’s the editorial goal on writing them?

Banjo player might get a pass. Thank you, Mumford & Sons.

He really is just a ridiculously gorgeous man.

Thor always was the best Avenger

clean up in aisle panties, am i right?

Charlie Sheen should be a 600 month abortion. POS.

I’m so glad we have Piers Morgan to tell us what feminism is really about. What would we do without him?

Woah Piers, men walk around topless all the time. Women should get to do the same. But not for the pervy reasons men think.